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Unconditional Satisfaction GuaranteeNo Shipping Fees Above 302 Months to Decide. Returns Simplified.The book that launched theNew York Timesbestselling Series of Unfortunate Events is getting an unbelievable transformation. In this limited run deluxe edition,The Bad Beginningwill receive a luxurious soft touch cover with gold foil stamping, full-color digital edges and endpapers, and bonus content by the elusive Lemony Snicket himself!
Beware of bad things in beautiful packages!
Imagine, if you will, a series of tales so terrible that over fifty million innocent minds have been ruined by themstories so indelibly horrid that the world has remained rapt for more than a quarter of a disturbed century.
Now visualize this scourge on society suddenly available in a shameful new edition so sensational, so irresistible, so spectacular that Snicket fans and schadenfreude enjoyers from all walks of life will fiend to get their grubby hands upon its newly gilded cover.
Lock your doors and hide your little ones,for this is no mere fancy. The reviled Lemony SnicketsBad Beginningthe first book in the Series of Unfortunate Eventsmay only be available in this wretched yet ravishing edition for a limited time only. But Count Olaf has been known to do more harm in the blink of an eye . . . so heed this warning!
