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Like eggs or martinis, books by Lemony Snicket should not be consumed by the dozen.
Very little is known about Lemony Snicket and A Series of Unfortunate Events. What we do know is contained in the following brief list:
The books have inexplicably sold millions and millions of copies
People in more than 40 countries are consumed by consuming Snicket
The movie was as upsetting as the books, if not more so
Like unrefrigerated butter and fungus, the popularity of these books keeps spreading
Even less is known about book the twelfth in this alarming phenomenon. What we do know is contained in the following brief list:
In this book, things only get worse
Count Olaf is still evil
The Baudelaire Orphans do not win a contest
The title begins with the word The
Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.