Kill the Farm Boy (Tales of Pell #1)

Hardcover

In an irreverent new series in the tradition of Monty Python, thebestselling authors of the Iron Druid Chronicles and Star Wars: Phasma reinvent fantasy, fairy tales, and floridly written feast scenes.

Ranks among the best of Christopher Moore and Terry Pratchett.Chuck Wendig

When you put two authors of this high caliber together, expect fireworks. Or at least laughs. What a hoot!New York Timesbestselling authorTerry Brooks

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told.

This is not that fairy tale.

There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened.

And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.

There, a plucky farm boy will find more than hes bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First theres the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boysuntimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then theres a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar happily ever after that ever once-upon-a-timed.

Advance praise for Kill the Farm Boy

A rollicking fantasy adventure that upends numerous genre tropes in audacious style, the first installment of Dawson and Hearnes Tales of Pell series is a laugh-out-loud-funny fusion of Monty Pythonesque humor and whimsy la Terry Pratchetts Discworld.Kirkus Reviews