All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say

A laugh-out-loud anthology of all the things a teacher will never tell her students to do in the classroom!

No math today; it’s too hard! Said no teacher ever!Can you imagine your teacher saying this or suggesting you keep your gum and not to forget to stick it under the desk?

• In this comical look at all the things a teacher is never likely to say, kids, parents, and educators alike will laugh out loudatwhat might happen if the school day was turned upside down.
• While your teacher will never encourage you to paint on your desk or copy your neighbor’s paper, kids know they can always counton the teacher to make learning fun.

So even if things may not always go as planned, structure and boundaries create a safe space, and one thing is always for surea teacher will always miss her students at the end of the day.

[AuthorName]By No Carlain and Illustrated by Ronan Badel[/AuthorName][AuthorBio]No Carlain has two heads and four hands, and he loves Belgian chocolate. One of his heads is bubbling with ideas and the other brings poetry, love, and emotion. That’s right, No Carlain is two people: Carl Norac and Alain Grousset. They are also the coauthors of All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do.
Ronan Badel was born in Brittany, France, and lives in Vannes. A graduate of Decorative Arts of Strasbourg, he began writing and illustrating children’s books, publishing his first book in 1998. He is the illustrator ofThe Wolf Will Not Come(Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review and Book of the Year).

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