All the Things Dad Will Always Say

A comical anthology of all things a dad may not do well!

Do dads really know best? Of course, they do; that’s why they are dads! In our eyes they are fountains of knowledge, the experts on life, and the givers of the best advicewell, most of the time.

• Here are all the things a dad is likely to say.
• Kids and parents alike will laugh out loudatwhat happens when a dad is seen taking his own advice, such as one minute telling you everything in life comes to those who wait, but becoming impatient in a traffic jam the next.

So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with thesehilarious scenes that illustrate the things fathers may not do well but still make them a superhero in our eyes.

[AuthorName]Illustrated by Ronan Badel and By No Carlain[/AuthorName][AuthorBio]Ronan Badel was born in Brittany, France, and lives in Vannes. A graduate of Decorative Arts of Strasbourg, he began writing and illustrating children’s books, publishing his first book in 1998. He is the illustrator ofAll the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say,All the Things Mom Will Never Say,andThe Wolf Will Not Come(Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review and Book of the Year).
No Carlain has two heads and four hands, and he loves Belgian chocolate. One of his heads is bubbling with ideas and the other brings poetry, love, and emotion. That’s right, No Carlain is two people: Carl Norac and Alain Grousset. They are also the coauthors ofAll the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say, and All the Things Mom Will Never Say.[/AuthorBio][NumIllustration]24 color images[/NumIllustration][CoAuthor][/CoAuthor][SubTitle][/SubTitle][ColorPattern]24 color images[/ColorPattern]